...you might be a Mountaineer Fan.

I thought I would start this blog off on a funny note with a couple of..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan. Thanks to Glen for some of your input its always appreciated.

1. If you wear a coon skin cap to bed and your wife thinks it's sexy..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.
2. If you bring a musket rifle to watch the game and think nothing's wrong..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.
3. If your two hound dogs are named White and Slaton..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.
4. When your morning ritual includes hopping out of the shower and screaming..."And Now...Let's Bring On The Mountaineers"..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.
5. When your grandmother comes back from the beauty parlor with an Owen Schmitt mowhawk haircut, and says, "What not enough?" ..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.
6. When your wife gets dressed up in a Mountaineer cheerleading outfit and gives you that look and says "Are you ready for some football?", and you get all excited beacause you think the game is on TV..... you might be a Mounatineer Fan.
7. When you're in Wal-Mart, and your wife screams to you..."Let's Go"....and you scream back..."Mountaineers"..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.
8. When you tell your daughter she cannot get married in the fall, because you can't attend..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.
9. When you watch the game on TV and you thought you saw your Aunt Jean but it was only the Mountaineers Mascot..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.
10. When you go to a yard sell for a couch and its not for your house, but for the after-game bomb fire..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.
11. When you and your wife don't hug, kiss, say hello or goodbye..... instead you high-five and chest butt..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.
12. When ordering your new couch, you request fire retardent fabric.... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.
13. When your last will and testament includes the request to have your ashes shot from the Mountaineer Musket after a WVU Touchdown..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.
14. If you are sitting here reading this and think this is funny.... you might be a Mountaineer Fan.

I would love to here your ..... you might be a Mountaineer Fan jokes also. Please feel free to leave them. All I ask is that they do not have foul or suggestive language. I will remove it from the post.

Thanks and I'll talk to you later.

Hillbilly